Candlelight Nights
My neighbours snow plow. Is. Snowed. In. Is this normal winter behavior? Because I don’t remember mother nature having sass skills.

My neighbours snow plow. Is. Snowed. In. Is this normal winter behavior? Because I don’t remember mother nature having sass skills.

Gotta run, dads about to discover I swiped my iPod back. Sorry!

obamasjoint:

tayl0rw3st:


This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

He looks petrified

obamasjoint:

tayl0rw3st:

This is still my favourite gif ever.

Dying

He looks petrified

And I'm not going to be ungrounded until I redo it all! That's like, 40 something pages of work!

seasonalsweetheart-deactivated2:

Oh dang, I’m really sorry, love. :(

*hugs* Eh, at least I won’t forget this stuff by midterms!

Dean! *tackle hug*

rory-thecenturion:

What uppppp

Not much on my end. Oh, your gift will arrive as fast as the mail will take it! :)

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

thesmellofcoffeeinthemorning:

there’s a ten year old boy in my high school honors math class who speaks six different languages.

you shitheads think im fucking with you look at this little genius.
image like what even image look at him discussing with our teacher and shit she has more respect for that child than me im so jealous of his like everything. image are you smarter than a fifth grader? image no I’m fucking not.

winterswanderer:

Consider yourself undercover on an information gathering mission in the friend zone.

wiLL DO THIS IS FOR SCIENCE YES THANK U SAM

*salutes you* good luck on your mission!

theperksofshuttingthefuckup:

i remember once i was walking to class near this group of guys and one of them saw his girlfriend and one of his friends was like “c’mon man bros before hoes” and the guy looked him dead in the eye and said “she’s the bro and y’all bitches are the hoes” before going to talk to his girlfriend and i have never seen a group of guys in sagging jeans and ridiculous shoes look so offended 

splders:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

How to use “and” 5 times in a row grammatically:
A man owned a store called “This And That” and hired another man to make a sign for it. When it was finished the owner inspected the work. He discovered that the spaces were wrong so he said “the space between This and And and And and That is different. Please fix it”

IM SO ANGRY

Do you ever look back on a part of your life, and just feel this huge disconnect? Like, you remember how you felt during that time, and while thinking back on it you feel like that feeling is ghosting over you for a moment, but you know you don’t truly feel that way anymore. It’s not a good or a bad thing, really, but more of a ‘I’m different now than I was then, and it scares me that I don’t remember changing’ thing. I feel that way right now.

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